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Tuesday, 1 July 2014

FUNNY STORIES YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW. . .



If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it. As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste sensation results. This is true for all foods. Try it!

An average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself

Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump (imagine what happens if it jumps, considering its size, LOL).

Starfish don't have brains.

Polar bears are left handed.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating

Porcupines float in water.

Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into to shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet. (Developed by Western Union to Test telex/two communications)

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable".

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

"I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If you spell out consecutive numbers, you have to go up to one thousand until you would find the letter "a"

Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better than men.

Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David; Clubs - Alexander the Great; Hearts - Charlemagne; and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building, it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.

Certain frogs can be frozen solid, then thawed, and survive.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

Coca Cola was originally green.

Every person has a unique tongue print.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed

Monday, 30 June 2014

FACTS ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE CELEBS

#1 OPRAH WINFREY'S NAME WAS ORIGINALLY ORPAH
If it weren't for a spelling mistake on her birth certificate, the talk show queen would be known as Orpah Winfrey. She was to be called Orpah after a biblical character from the Book of Ruth. However the hospital got it wrong, and her family had trouble spelling her name anyway, so the new moniker stuck.

#2  ROBERT PATTINSON DRESSED IN RAGS

The Twilight actor's unique wardrobe wasn't exactly by choice though. Until he was 12, Robert's sisters would dress him as a girl they called Claudia! How very cruel!

#3 NICOLE KIDMAN IS SCARED OF BUTTERFLIES
Nicole Kidman will happily hold a snake or kill that spider at the bottom of the bathtub. Just don't ask her to visit a butterfly house. The Australian actress is terrified of these colourful creatures.

                                            #4 ANGELINA JOLIE EATS INSECTS
                                     
While creepy crawlies aren't part of her daily diet, Angelina has never been shy about trying all manner of bugs. She's tasted bee larvae, crickets, and even cockroaches. Perhaps we shouldn't knock it until we've tried it. She says the roaches were delicious!

LATEST NEWS (WORLD CUP 2014): LUIS SUAREZ ADMITS TO BITING GIORGIO CHIELLIN IN APOLOGY LETTER



Luis Suarez has issued an apology to Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini for biting him during a World Cup match and vowed never to do it again.

The Uruguay striker says in a statement posted on Twitter on Monday that "I deeply regret what occurred," and that "the truth is that my colleague Giorgio Chiellini suffered the physical result of a bite in the collision he suffered with me."


Suarez was banned from all football for four months after the incident. Reuters

Suarez was banned from all football for four months after the incident, which occurred during Uruguay's 1-0 win over Italy in their group-stage game in Brazil. He had denied wrongdoing in a statement to FIFA, saying he simply collided with Chiellini's shoulder.

Suarez apologized to Chiellini and "the entire football family," and said "I vow to the public that there will never again be another incident like (this)."

Saturday, 28 June 2014

NEWS (WORLD CUP 2014): SUAREZ BANNED FOR FOUR MONTHS FOR A BITE

Uruguay striker Luis Suarez has been suspended from all football-related activity for four months for biting Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini. In addition, the Liverpool player, 27, has been banned for nine international matches, ruling him out of the rest of the 2014 Fifa World Cup. He will also miss the first nine games of the Premier League season. Uruguay say they will appeal, calling it an "excessive decision" for which "there was not enough evidence". Uruguay Football Association president Wilmar Valdez added: "I have seen more aggressive incidents recently." It is a severe punishment. I don't know exactly which arguments they used but it is a tough punishment for Suarez. "The player has also been fined 100,000 Swiss francs (£65,680) for the incident, which occurred on Tuesday as Uruguay beat Italy 1-0 to finish second in group D and qualify for the last 16 in Brazil. The ban is the biggest in World Cup history, beating the eight games given to Italy's Mauro Tassotti for elbowing Spain's Luis Enrique in 1994. World Cup 2014: Uruguay's Luis Suarez appears to bite Chiellini "Such behaviour cannot be tolerated on any football pitch and, in particular, not at a Fifa World Cup when the eyes of millions of people are on the stars on the field," Claudio Sulser, chairman of the Fifa disciplinary committee, said in a statement. Suarez has now been found guilty of biting three opponents in his career, and former Liverpool defender Mark Lawrenson felt the suspension should have been longer. "Say my boy was about 11 or 12, how do you explain to your lad who's a football fan exactly what Luis Suarez keeps doing?"  he told BBC Sport. "He is now a persistent offender and I thought actually the ban would have been much harsher." Suarez was banned for 10 games for biting Chelsea's Branislav Ivanovic during a Premier League match in 2013 and was also suspended for seven games for biting PSV Eindhoven's Otman Bakkal while playing for Ajax in 2010. Mexican referee Marco Rodriquez did not see Suarez bite Chiellini on the left shoulder, but Fifa ordered an inquiry after the match following protests by the Italian. Suarez tried to dismiss the incident, telling Uruguayan television: "These are just things that happen out on the pitch. It was just the two of us inside the area and he bumped into me with his shoulder." Suarez's first match back for Liverpool could be in round four of the Capital One Cup, should the Reds win their first game after entering the tournament in the third round, with matches due to take place in the week commencing 27 October.Suarez will have missed 32 games through four separate bans since arriving at Liverpool in 2011, Reds chief executive Ian Ayre said: "Liverpool Football Club will wait until we have seen and had time to review the Fifa disciplinary committee report before making any further comment. "Under the terms of the ban, Suarez cannot train with Liverpool and is prohibited from entering the confines of any stadium during his suspension. But Liverpool would not be prevented from selling him this summer should they decide to. He has already been linked with moves to Real Madrid and Barcelona. Liverpool matches Suarez will miss (Premier League unless stated) Assumed four-month period runs 26 Jun-26 Oct. Adidas said it "fully supports Fifa's decision" and will not use Suarez for any more marketing purposes during the World Cup." We will again be reminding him of the high standards we expect from our players," added the company. "We will discuss all aspects of our future partnership directly with Suarez and his team."

Thursday, 26 June 2014