1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of their early films end with a scream and a flush.
3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
4. Men are very confident people. They are so confident that when they watches sports on television, they think that if they concentrate they could help their team. If the team is in trouble, they coach the players from the living room.
5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
7. The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
8. Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.
9. Men love watches with multiple functions.
10. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
11. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
12. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
13. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
2. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of their early films end with a scream and a flush.
3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
4. Men are very confident people. They are so confident that when they watches sports on television, they think that if they concentrate they could help their team. If the team is in trouble, they coach the players from the living room.
5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
7. The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
8. Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.
9. Men love watches with multiple functions.
10. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
11. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
12. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
13. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
14. Unfaithful men have lower IQs, according to a scientific study.
15. A survey found stated that men spend almost a year starring at women.
16. Half of all women who died from homicide were killed by their current or former husbands or partners.
17. Men lie 6 times a day, twice as often as women.
18. Men don't put your laptops on your laps when its hot, it may cause infertility.
19. In his lifetime, a man spend almost six months shaving.
20. Men with attractive wives report higher level of satisfaction with their marriage, study shows.
21. A 99-year-old man divorced his 96-year-old wife because of an affair she had in the 1940s.
22. smoking can lead to impotence in men.
23. Men were the first to wear heels around the 1600s. Women began wearing them to look more masculine.
